1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:00:51,393 --> 00:00:59,017 Lieutenant John P. Gisberts has not yet returned. 3 00:00:59,117 --> 00:01:08,456 His car and wife have also gone missing. 4 00:01:08,726 --> 00:01:10,529 The investigation continues. 5 00:01:10,629 --> 00:01:13,040 John Gisberts was 42 years old. 6 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:15,490 41, asshole. 7 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:49,255 Cruise missiles! The Russians are striking back! 8 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,370 It's the end of the world! 9 00:03:54,349 --> 00:03:56,801 You're waking everybody up. 10 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:04,817 You always have bad dreams when you drink too much. 11 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:06,259 Look who's talking. -I never have a hangover. 12 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:08,180 Because you're used to it. -So I always have good dreams. 13 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,081 Tell your psychiatrist, so he can send another insane bill. 14 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:15,259 And what about yours? -Mine's better and cheaper. 15 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,503 But happy anniversary. 16 00:04:21,943 --> 00:04:24,209 Now what? 17 00:04:25,511 --> 00:04:27,679 Damn, sorry darling! 18 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:40,595 How sweet of you. -Happy anniversary. 19 00:04:40,634 --> 00:04:43,578 A second television, thank you. -Don't I get anything? 20 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,737 Relax, I didn't have a chance. 21 00:04:45,837 --> 00:04:48,329 It's in your study. -A home trainer. 22 00:04:48,429 --> 00:04:49,961 Yes. 23 00:04:52,276 --> 00:04:54,599 You should knock, kid. 24 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:01,310 Breakfast. 25 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,935 A tiger! 26 00:05:05,035 --> 00:05:07,049 You're such a darling. 27 00:05:07,645 --> 00:05:09,997 Don't you want anything? -He already had breakfast. 28 00:05:10,162 --> 00:05:11,431 Right, Valentijn? 29 00:05:11,531 --> 00:05:14,881 I want a dog! -No, they stink and shit everywhere. 30 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,766 A telegram from your daughter. 31 00:05:17,866 --> 00:05:21,533 Congratulazioni, 20 years of marriage. Incredibile. 32 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,016 Madelon, Dennis and little Gino. 33 00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:26,639 An egg! 34 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:39,394 That fake egg again! Leave it in the chicken coop! 35 00:05:39,494 --> 00:05:41,388 I've told you a hundred times. 36 00:05:41,488 --> 00:05:43,683 Jan-Julius got it, not me, dick! 37 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,562 Jan-Julius... 38 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,751 John, control yourself. 39 00:05:51,073 --> 00:05:53,744 John! -Good morning. 40 00:05:55,359 --> 00:05:58,808 Happy anniversary, etc, etc. 41 00:05:58,908 --> 00:06:02,225 When you get the eggs, leave the stone egg in the chicken coop. 42 00:06:02,282 --> 00:06:05,920 Unless you do it on purpose. Put it back. 43 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:09,289 The chicken will be sitting on a stone, thinking it will become a chick. 44 00:06:09,513 --> 00:06:12,257 A bitch doesn't carry a big rock around for 9 months either. 45 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,981 Relax. -Yes, stay calm. 46 00:06:16,081 --> 00:06:18,926 Ein, zwei, drei und vier... 47 00:06:19,026 --> 00:06:22,129 Not a bitch, but a woman. A bit of respect. 48 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:28,183 Valentijn, what a great breakfast. It's ok about the egg. 49 00:06:28,741 --> 00:06:30,831 Jan-Julius, don't you have a present? 50 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:34,397 MOMMY IS MAD! 51 00:07:26,623 --> 00:07:28,860 Hey, doofus! 52 00:08:04,231 --> 00:08:07,182 For twenty years... 53 00:08:08,359 --> 00:08:12,570 For twenty years you've shared everything. 54 00:08:13,128 --> 00:08:16,469 That isn't common these days. 55 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:20,087 John, old loser... 56 00:08:20,783 --> 00:08:26,609 in the 8 years that I've been your superior... 57 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:33,022 I've gotten to know you and Danny as a couple... 58 00:08:33,424 --> 00:08:37,312 that always seems about to start World War 3... 59 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:44,855 but you always end up deciding to continue as allies. 60 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:53,699 Provided you don't get smoked out first. 61 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,017 Hey, fucker, I'm suffocating here. 62 00:08:57,901 --> 00:09:00,837 That's why I got you, as a symbol of your loyalty... 63 00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:09,003 a water bed for in your hump room. 64 00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:15,361 And for you, John, we bought this chainsaw. 65 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:19,952 Happy anniversary and happy landings. 66 00:09:20,052 --> 00:09:21,357 Applause! 67 00:09:22,585 --> 00:09:24,402 Finally your chainsaw, John. 68 00:09:26,351 --> 00:09:28,577 Stay away from me. -Champagne! 69 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:39,284 Blow out the candles, John! 70 00:09:42,361 --> 00:09:43,999 Blow, John! 71 00:09:46,901 --> 00:09:48,915 The speech wasn't that serious. 72 00:09:58,453 --> 00:10:00,871 What a rascal, they're outside candles. 73 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:02,611 Very childish, Jan-Julius! 74 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,093 John, stop it! 75 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,653 What's the problem? It's fun. 76 00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:09,965 Don't pay any attention to him. John always gets sentimental when... 77 00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:11,824 Who wants some cake? 78 00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:15,487 What's this? -Never mind. 79 00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:31,931 My father's crying over his girlfriend Jane. 80 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,824 Danny, control yourself, please. 81 00:10:40,499 --> 00:10:43,924 What a speech can do! 82 00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:49,471 Sorry, I'm over it. 83 00:10:50,057 --> 00:10:53,111 Who wants cake? 84 00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:58,455 That filthy bitch! 85 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,796 Come on, guys! 86 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:12,535 Ein, zwei, drie, vier... 87 00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:27,319 Danny, we're having a party! 88 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,539 Coward! 89 00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:48,571 Danny. -Go away. 90 00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:55,271 She just has to get through this phase. -Well, I'll be. 91 00:12:09,143 --> 00:12:11,504 Asshole! 92 00:12:22,473 --> 00:12:26,415 Here! 1800 guilders! I paid for it! 93 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,339 J.P. GISBERTS THERAPY SESSIONS 94 00:12:30,628 --> 00:12:34,143 Aren't you ashamed? I'll get you! 95 00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:38,576 She really looked forward to this party. How could you? 96 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:41,484 Jan-Joost, come. We're going home. 97 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:45,990 Guys, the party's over! Hurry away! 98 00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:02,916 The party's over, kids! Let's move on! 99 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:07,013 Thank you! 100 00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:10,127 See you next time! 101 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,139 Bastard! 102 00:13:22,097 --> 00:13:24,841 I've never seen anything like this. 103 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:31,429 You go with uncle Dolf. 104 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,885 Get in. Happy landings. 105 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:04,161 What a party! 106 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,165 How do you do it, dipstick? 107 00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:17,086 Come with me. It's not going to work tonight. 108 00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:24,646 Pete, I've said goodbye to Jane. 109 00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:27,006 I haven't seen her for 23.5 days. 110 00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:28,967 I've chosen for my family. 111 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,960 But it's not over from one day to the next. 112 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,569 It takes time. I'm only human. 113 00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:36,656 With a dog's face like that? 114 00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:40,782 I'll explain it to her. It'll be alright. 115 00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:45,346 Come with me. She's lost her marbles. 116 00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:48,279 Give her some time. 117 00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:53,841 I'll party on at home. If you need me... 118 00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:56,827 Pete, thanks. 119 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:43,870 Yes? -Can I talk to your mother? 120 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,199 Sure. 121 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,287 Hello, dad. -Oh, Valentijn. 122 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:54,953 Can I talk to mommy? -Mommy's mad. 123 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,338 She doesn't want to talk to you. 124 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,431 Is it ok with you if I... 125 00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:35,066 Danny, come on! 126 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,712 Sorry! 127 00:16:45,494 --> 00:16:48,454 Those mongrels never clean up after themselves. 128 00:16:52,865 --> 00:16:54,874 Bloody bitch! 129 00:17:12,647 --> 00:17:16,781 Mommy, I can't sleep. 130 00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:20,911 Will daddy never come back? 131 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:24,812 Daddy has been very mean to mommy. 132 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,872 That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. 133 00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:31,471 That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you. 134 00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:34,286 Is it because I've been bad? 135 00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:38,899 No, it's because... 136 00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:41,762 because daddy... 137 00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,861 It's because of that bitch that's ruining my life. 138 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,666 Shut up! 139 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:18,769 What's uncle Pete doing with mommy? 140 00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:21,296 Talking bullshit. -Talking about mommy and daddy. 141 00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:23,750 They have a little problem. -Will they divorce? 142 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:26,874 Shut up. -They won't, will they, aunt Jenny? 143 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:55,075 To the kitchen, Nero. 144 00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:03,195 Hi. 145 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,183 Nero? -Yes, Nero. 146 00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:26,946 Aren't the boys home? -I thought it was better this way. 147 00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,132 Do you want a drink? -No, thanks. 148 00:20:29,613 --> 00:20:31,182 Or yes, actually. 149 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,040 Have a seat. 150 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,615 Are you in a hurry? 151 00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:45,789 Is she waiting for you? -Danny. 152 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,037 Pete said you had something to tell me. 153 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,424 I'm not here. 154 00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:09,203 Hello. 155 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,535 Yes. 156 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,978 Not now. 157 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:28,014 I'll call you back later. 158 00:21:42,794 --> 00:21:44,622 What do I do now? 159 00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:45,906 You ask me that? 160 00:21:46,006 --> 00:21:47,738 Do I have to get on my knees? 161 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:50,953 Maybe I deserve an explanation after 20 years. 162 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:58,161 You cheated on me for 2 years. In my own bed even. 163 00:22:03,705 --> 00:22:05,498 This is useless. 164 00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:10,333 When can I see the children? -No way. 165 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:12,965 Can I explain to them what's going on? -I'll do that. 166 00:22:13,687 --> 00:22:15,645 Your children are fed up with you. 167 00:22:30,777 --> 00:22:33,515 Why did you leave us? Just when we were making a new start. 168 00:22:33,615 --> 00:22:35,845 Why did you destroy that? -I don't need all this blame. 169 00:22:35,945 --> 00:22:38,031 Pete also thinks it's disgraceful. 170 00:22:38,131 --> 00:22:40,508 Stay here. You belong with us. 171 00:22:40,608 --> 00:22:42,346 Do it for the children. 172 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:45,820 John! -Damnit! 173 00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:57,545 You'll never see your children again! 174 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:11,157 This fellow's off to mother. 175 00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:16,439 Need anything? 176 00:24:17,227 --> 00:24:18,811 No. 177 00:24:18,911 --> 00:24:20,666 Come with me. 178 00:24:21,373 --> 00:24:24,446 I have to sort myself out first. -That could take a while. 179 00:24:35,866 --> 00:24:39,010 Sleep well. See you tomorrow. 180 00:25:01,632 --> 00:25:04,717 My darling John. 181 00:25:05,226 --> 00:25:11,972 Since our last night together... your flowers, your goodbye cake... 182 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,231 the bottle of cognac that we mixed with our tears... 183 00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:22,428 I've tried to accept your decision to stay with your family. 184 00:25:23,002 --> 00:25:27,607 I thought my love for you would wane. 185 00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:29,751 Although I didn't want it to. 186 00:25:30,252 --> 00:25:32,495 But there was no other solution. 187 00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:37,515 After 24 days without you... 188 00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:40,605 without your warmth... 189 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,403 without your childlike innocence... 190 00:25:44,924 --> 00:25:48,815 my desire for you has only grown. 191 00:25:49,307 --> 00:25:51,555 I'm desperate. 192 00:25:52,062 --> 00:25:54,581 I don't know what to do. 193 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:59,420 I've tried to focus on the positive... 194 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,633 in a life without you. 195 00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:06,580 But a life without you is no life for me. 196 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,411 Jane! 197 00:26:09,511 --> 00:26:12,443 I now know how much I've always loved you. 198 00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:19,166 And how our rare moments together were overshadowed by the secrecy. 199 00:26:20,849 --> 00:26:23,679 And that Danny would never accept it. 200 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:29,727 When you'd be in my arms... 201 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:35,449 and covered my naked body with kisses. 202 00:26:37,232 --> 00:26:41,699 I shouldn't have let you go back to your wife. 203 00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,834 Jane! -John! 204 00:27:47,004 --> 00:27:49,037 What are you doing? -My homework. 205 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:03,780 Air base Vandenberg. -Jan-Julius Gisberts speaking. 206 00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:06,210 Can I speak to Captain Gisberts? 207 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,211 I'll forward your call. 208 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:14,000 Hello, doofus, your father's abroad with... you know who. 209 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,531 Damnit. -What the hell? 210 00:28:18,222 --> 00:28:21,260 Never do that again! You should join the KGB! 211 00:29:02,161 --> 00:29:06,159 I hope you've recovered enough to help me fight my wife. 212 00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:08,363 Correction: ex-wife. 213 00:29:08,463 --> 00:29:11,738 I'm sure she'll be very obnoxious. 214 00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:14,509 She'll prevent me from seeing my children. 215 00:29:14,609 --> 00:29:17,363 And she'll try to make our lives hell. 216 00:29:17,463 --> 00:29:20,532 She must have calmed down. -Yes. 217 00:29:20,632 --> 00:29:24,414 Nothing can happen to me. I was born under a lucky star. 218 00:29:43,637 --> 00:29:46,364 To the lovebirds! Danny Gisberts 219 00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:02,096 Damnit! 220 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:07,923 What a bitch! 221 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:36,925 Captain Gisberts to the Operation Room. 222 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,410 Urgent! 223 00:31:00,173 --> 00:31:02,460 I'm talking to her tomorrow. 224 00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:04,688 So I can't stand your dog's face right now. 225 00:31:05,342 --> 00:31:07,265 Take it or leave it. 226 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,471 Now point two. 227 00:31:10,251 --> 00:31:17,418 Our NATO lot are celebrating their... -25th? 228 00:31:19,926 --> 00:31:21,356 40th anniversary. 229 00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:30,516 Every member state has to contribute to a promotion show. 230 00:31:31,043 --> 00:31:39,430 Also because our public image has suffered due to those peaceniks. 231 00:31:39,951 --> 00:31:43,143 Since we've always been an active NATO member... 232 00:31:43,506 --> 00:31:48,207 expectations are high. 233 00:31:49,653 --> 00:31:51,742 What does that have to do with me? 234 00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:53,915 Nothing whatsoever. 235 00:31:54,015 --> 00:32:01,135 Except that an entire platoon out there is about to participate. 236 00:32:01,235 --> 00:32:07,569 And the captain in charge crashed in Alemania, with his F16. 237 00:32:08,339 --> 00:32:09,624 Indeed. -Dead? 238 00:32:09,724 --> 00:32:11,453 Two broken pillars. -That's a relief. 239 00:32:11,553 --> 00:32:20,077 No relief, because there's only one replacement: John Gisberts. 240 00:32:20,177 --> 00:32:25,466 You won't be missed here anyway. 241 00:32:25,566 --> 00:32:27,762 Me? -Yes, you. Isn't that funny? 242 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:32,252 And in one year I'll resign. Goodbye. -I can't do it. 243 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:35,643 You have to. It's perfect timing for you. 244 00:32:35,743 --> 00:32:37,482 It will distract you from your marital problems. 245 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,931 Do as I say. Befehl ist Befehl. 246 00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:44,559 But I don't know anything about it. -Doesn't matter. Just do something. 247 00:32:44,659 --> 00:32:50,129 Keep it up. Put this on. 248 00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:57,356 Immer gerade aus, coachman! 249 00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,497 Take this. 250 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:04,524 Straight ahead and to the left. 251 00:33:32,062 --> 00:33:35,985 Silence, please, ladies! 252 00:33:36,568 --> 00:33:42,322 We need 25 girls for our NATO show. 253 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:48,579 If you can't do it or are under 18, leave now. 254 00:33:48,679 --> 00:33:50,648 While you still can. 255 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:58,433 If you can't dance at all, leave as well. 256 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,828 You go away. You can't dance. 257 00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:07,693 We need to lose more. This is too many. 258 00:34:08,570 --> 00:34:11,744 You maybe? 259 00:34:20,545 --> 00:34:22,444 I've got 36. 260 00:34:22,544 --> 00:34:25,932 We need to lose 11. -We need a few as backup. 261 00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:30,768 Yes? -She's 16, why can she stay? 262 00:34:32,131 --> 00:34:35,501 Let me. Stop it, ladies. 263 00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:37,891 Don't fight. 264 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,252 Did you finish your homework? 265 00:35:13,352 --> 00:35:17,634 I can't do it. Due to domestic problems, says the principal. 266 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:20,356 Abusing the situation again? 267 00:35:20,904 --> 00:35:22,899 Don't pinch that. 268 00:35:37,819 --> 00:35:41,668 That's 48 of them, Major. Where do we put them? 269 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,949 Over there somewhere. -Alright. 270 00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:49,878 Acid rain on your head. 271 00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:56,273 Ok, guys, put it all over there. 272 00:35:57,415 --> 00:36:02,884 Bloody hell! -There goes my weekend. 273 00:36:08,777 --> 00:36:11,126 Harold, everything alright? 274 00:36:19,389 --> 00:36:24,049 Mrs Gisberts. -Can I speak to one of my kids? 275 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:29,633 Fucking bitch! I lasted 20 years with that woman. 276 00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:40,047 Who was that? 277 00:36:41,828 --> 00:36:43,848 It was John, wasn't it? 278 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:47,321 I don't have to justify myself to you. 279 00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:50,129 Are you finally giving me my pocket money? 280 00:36:50,229 --> 00:36:53,872 Not until your father... -Pays matrimony. 281 00:36:53,873 --> 00:36:57,275 Alimony, shut up! -Please. 282 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,058 I'm not home again. -Leave it. 283 00:37:16,448 --> 00:37:21,807 I know the children are home. I'll pick them up and take them to the zoo. 284 00:37:22,527 --> 00:37:25,101 The boys need to hear from me why I'm no longer there. 285 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,942 And don't stop me... 286 00:37:32,857 --> 00:37:36,806 Aunt Jenny and uncle Mac. Barbecue. 287 00:37:56,654 --> 00:37:59,315 Valentijn, Jan-Julius, your father! 288 00:37:59,415 --> 00:38:01,000 Are you coming? 289 00:38:04,471 --> 00:38:08,349 Valentijn, your bike! 290 00:38:22,973 --> 00:38:25,045 Come on, boys. 291 00:38:25,543 --> 00:38:29,194 Fucking bitch! 292 00:38:30,072 --> 00:38:34,438 I won't take it, I won't take it! 293 00:38:51,255 --> 00:38:54,011 HEAD OF THE CHILD PROTECTION COUNCIL 294 00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:57,242 We don't just mediate between warring partners. 295 00:38:57,329 --> 00:38:59,992 We also check up the child itself psychologically. 296 00:39:00,092 --> 00:39:02,769 How does the child deal with the conflicts? 297 00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:06,635 Our advice is always binding. 298 00:39:08,645 --> 00:39:10,132 Excuse me? 299 00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:13,554 I said... -Never mind. 300 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:17,943 Don't take this the wrong way, but you left them. They didn't leave you. 301 00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:20,497 You left for another woman. 302 00:39:20,796 --> 00:39:24,083 For now, we see no reason to give you custody. 303 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:28,342 And a young kid like Valentijn will be very attached to his mother. 304 00:39:29,113 --> 00:39:33,606 Things could change for the better if you paid alimony. 305 00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:36,074 If I can never see the boys? No cure, no pay! 306 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:40,600 I can't even explain to them why I'm not there anymore. 307 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,050 Because you claim them. 308 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,415 Don't you understand she finds that threatening? 309 00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:45,965 Yes. 310 00:39:46,469 --> 00:39:48,605 They're replacing the lamp. 311 00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:53,379 We can continue in the room next door. 312 00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:56,912 I never want to see that mongrel of a child again. 313 00:39:57,012 --> 00:40:00,279 Don't do that to me. Let him stay with his mother. 314 00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:04,878 Sorry, they're replacing the linoleum in my room. 315 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:08,160 Follow me. We'll find a room. 316 00:40:14,609 --> 00:40:16,529 Valentijn. 317 00:40:18,161 --> 00:40:20,361 Sit down. 318 00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:25,450 You have three daughters. The oldest one is Trudy. 319 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,142 Daughters? 320 00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:30,301 Wrong file, excuse me. 321 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,012 The things that bitch has been saying about me. 322 00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:42,327 The things that dick has been saying about me. 323 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:07,344 Cheer when I come out. 324 00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:22,793 Ok, take a break. It's going very well. 325 00:41:23,299 --> 00:41:26,235 Keep it up. Listen. -Have you got another one? 326 00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:31,730 I just had a meeting in Brussels, with the entire NATO leadership. 327 00:41:31,918 --> 00:41:37,790 They want to show all the contributions live on TV. 328 00:41:38,336 --> 00:41:41,362 Also that ass wiggling of yours. 329 00:41:41,462 --> 00:41:43,445 250 million viewers. 330 00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,849 What about that? -I can't do it. 331 00:41:47,198 --> 00:41:48,155 You have to. -I can't. 332 00:41:48,259 --> 00:41:53,326 Yes, you can! -No, I can't! 333 00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:56,677 Danny! Oh... 334 00:41:58,507 --> 00:42:00,150 Jane! 335 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,304 Back home! 336 00:42:26,893 --> 00:42:29,010 They're coming on Sunday. -Now what? 337 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,411 Your children. 338 00:42:35,439 --> 00:42:38,486 She's only doing that to win over that bitch from the board. 339 00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:17,630 I want to go to mommy. 340 00:43:18,215 --> 00:43:21,743 I want to go to mommy. 341 00:43:29,031 --> 00:43:31,403 Jane does it all herself. 342 00:43:35,918 --> 00:43:39,908 Danny's unbelievable. -Funny, isn't it? 343 00:43:41,463 --> 00:43:44,998 You can eat it just like that. 344 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:49,853 Does she have children? -No, but she loves them. 345 00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:54,444 No poison at all. You can eat it just like that. 346 00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:57,639 She took you away from us. -Not at all! 347 00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,722 Can you taste the difference? 348 00:44:00,303 --> 00:44:04,139 So I didn't leave you, but your mother. 349 00:44:04,679 --> 00:44:08,422 Actually, she kicked me out. 350 00:44:08,522 --> 00:44:14,715 And now she's so angry, she wants to get back at me. 351 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:17,892 And how can she do that best? 352 00:44:19,405 --> 00:44:22,329 Who does daddy love the most? 353 00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:24,828 His helicopter. -Very funny. 354 00:44:24,928 --> 00:44:26,631 'You know who'. -What? 355 00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:29,557 That's what we call Jane, so Danny doesn't freak out. 356 00:44:30,057 --> 00:44:33,360 Daddy loves you the most. 357 00:44:33,834 --> 00:44:38,167 So she pisses me off the most if I can't see you. 358 00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:41,152 We're here now, aren't we? -And daddy thinks that's... 359 00:44:41,252 --> 00:44:43,152 ...completely fucked. I can't say that, can I? 360 00:44:43,252 --> 00:44:44,460 You can here. 361 00:44:50,592 --> 00:44:52,471 Funny. 362 00:45:11,494 --> 00:45:14,048 For the phone. Call me from a phone booth. 363 00:45:14,565 --> 00:45:17,622 Let's do this more often. -I'll see. Bye. 364 00:45:17,722 --> 00:45:20,203 Come and see me whenever you want. 365 00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:22,460 Your bike. 366 00:45:27,685 --> 00:45:30,522 Call me. Do you have the number of 'you know who'? 367 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:33,486 And of the air base? Ok. 368 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,111 And don't let your mother get to you. 369 00:45:47,821 --> 00:45:49,527 She's not here. 370 00:45:55,064 --> 00:45:56,433 No. 371 00:45:57,051 --> 00:45:59,988 Take off your coat. Make yourself comfortable. 372 00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:01,552 Whiskey? 373 00:46:07,619 --> 00:46:09,991 Mommy says I'll stay with her. 374 00:46:10,154 --> 00:46:13,723 Because I came out of her belly and drank her milk. 375 00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:16,871 And that I'll be just as blond as her. 376 00:46:16,971 --> 00:46:19,077 Her hair's grey. She dyes it. 377 00:46:20,972 --> 00:46:22,898 Goodnight. -Are you leaving again? 378 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,455 I'll wait until your mother arrives. 379 00:46:26,555 --> 00:46:28,435 Does Jane allow that? 380 00:46:30,364 --> 00:46:32,515 Bye. 381 00:48:06,767 --> 00:48:11,600 Bloody hell, Danny, did you have to? -Rat. 382 00:49:18,249 --> 00:49:21,358 Who reads to you the most? 383 00:49:24,936 --> 00:49:28,950 Who kisses you the most? 384 00:49:32,865 --> 00:49:35,919 Who do you like the most? 385 00:49:39,452 --> 00:49:42,359 If you don't know, put it in X. 386 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:54,584 And what do you see in this? 387 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:57,609 It looks like you. 388 00:50:09,052 --> 00:50:11,322 I wouldn't do that. 389 00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:16,062 I want to talk to her. -I don't think that will help. 390 00:50:16,536 --> 00:50:17,744 Too much has happened. 391 00:50:17,844 --> 00:50:20,548 That's why. And I was born under a lucky star. 392 00:50:21,335 --> 00:50:26,192 Oh boy, La Traviata herself. 393 00:50:26,339 --> 00:50:30,510 I don't talk to young women who ruin marriages. 394 00:50:30,793 --> 00:50:32,942 Who steal the father of my children. 395 00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,468 Have fun with that bastard! 396 00:50:36,172 --> 00:50:39,553 Leave her alone. You're only making things worse. 397 00:50:43,525 --> 00:50:46,081 Dirty slut! 398 00:50:49,415 --> 00:50:51,126 Danny, control yourself. 399 00:50:54,422 --> 00:50:56,561 Stupid woman. 400 00:50:57,343 --> 00:50:59,352 If I ever see you again... 401 00:51:08,628 --> 00:51:10,580 With regards from your wife. -You left your lights on. 402 00:51:10,729 --> 00:51:14,225 Where's the booze? -Bloody hell. 403 00:51:57,023 --> 00:51:59,388 You can taste the difference. Much sweeter. 404 00:52:04,584 --> 00:52:06,218 And healthier, right? 405 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:41,912 My garden! My organic vegetables! 406 00:52:42,494 --> 00:52:45,407 The woman has gone mad! 407 00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:49,032 John, she's coming back! 408 00:52:51,136 --> 00:52:52,594 Get away from there! 409 00:52:53,007 --> 00:52:57,965 Careful! -Bloody poisoner! 410 00:52:58,065 --> 00:53:00,318 Fuck off with that bird! 411 00:53:04,258 --> 00:53:07,632 Bloody hell! -Quick, inside! 412 00:53:07,732 --> 00:53:09,314 Run! 413 00:53:39,582 --> 00:53:41,530 Is it ok with daddy? -He doesn't live here. 414 00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:43,971 Jan-Julius, give me a hand. 415 00:53:44,071 --> 00:53:46,633 Who paid for the house when granddad died? 416 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:49,177 I'll do it. 417 00:53:53,014 --> 00:53:56,300 Danny, what did you do this time? -I can't help it, Pete. 418 00:53:57,295 --> 00:53:59,209 Where's daddy? 419 00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:04,136 Why don't you talk to each other? 420 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,593 Enjoy. 421 00:54:34,286 --> 00:54:38,226 So, the children... -Here? How dare you? 422 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,414 Joke. 423 00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:46,397 Can't I stay positive? Keep things in perspective? 424 00:54:51,091 --> 00:54:53,351 Is it good? -Want to try? 425 00:55:02,245 --> 00:55:04,031 Remember Rome? 426 00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:23,583 So what's wrong with Valentijn? 427 00:55:24,156 --> 00:55:25,959 The doctor can't find anything. 428 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,264 Maybe something psychological. 429 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:30,796 I wouldn't worry about it. 430 00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:34,953 You never know how they're doing after everything that's happened. 431 00:55:37,633 --> 00:55:40,481 But let's forget the past. 432 00:55:41,014 --> 00:55:44,182 Let's forget the future. -You don't mean that. 433 00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:48,176 I'm sorry if I treated you wrongly. 434 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:51,585 That you feel humiliated. -You could have thought of that earlier. 435 00:55:51,637 --> 00:55:54,228 But I do hope that we won't be enemies anymore in the future. 436 00:55:54,338 --> 00:55:57,545 And that you can come... -Come? 437 00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:00,101 Please. 438 00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:02,137 Not funny, sorry. 439 00:56:02,607 --> 00:56:05,711 I wouldn't worry about the children. 440 00:56:05,811 --> 00:56:07,348 We'll get through. 441 00:56:08,704 --> 00:56:11,553 Two more cognacs, please. -Not for me. 442 00:56:16,312 --> 00:56:18,261 Please behave. 443 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:25,218 So I get the boys for a long weekend, every two weeks. 444 00:56:25,318 --> 00:56:28,004 I'll pick them up from school. 445 00:56:28,104 --> 00:56:30,635 And I'll return them at 8:15 pm. 446 00:56:31,076 --> 00:56:33,952 I won't ruin their hair or buy the wrong clothes. 447 00:56:34,409 --> 00:56:36,352 And I won't badmouth their mother. 448 00:56:39,089 --> 00:56:42,323 And we'll discuss the holiday next time. 449 00:56:42,423 --> 00:56:44,549 Can I get the bill? 450 00:56:45,044 --> 00:56:47,478 Really no cognac? -No, thanks. 451 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,703 I have to go home. I had a good time. 452 00:56:51,202 --> 00:56:54,880 I'm very happy we've been able to discuss the children. 453 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:56,208 Home? 454 00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:58,456 Is she waiting for her man? 455 00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,467 Danny, you promised... damn! 456 00:57:00,567 --> 00:57:03,036 Why did you leave after 20 years? I have the right to know. 457 00:57:03,136 --> 00:57:04,585 What did I do wrong? 458 00:57:04,685 --> 00:57:06,018 Oh no! 459 00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:08,398 I'm paying. It's a matter of self-respect. 460 00:57:08,891 --> 00:57:11,001 Could I offer you something on the house? 461 00:57:11,101 --> 00:57:13,699 Champagne, please. -No, we're going. 462 00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:17,795 No, I've done what you wanted all my life. 463 00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:22,306 Alimony! 464 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:25,264 200 guilders for four little children. 465 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,252 Two children. 466 00:57:27,352 --> 00:57:28,793 Champagne! 467 00:57:28,841 --> 00:57:31,936 Come on, John, carpe diem! 468 00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:36,925 Just like Niki Lauda. 469 00:58:55,105 --> 00:58:58,698 You'll never see your children again! 470 01:01:09,156 --> 01:01:12,304 I'm Anke Bouma, the principal. 471 01:01:12,404 --> 01:01:17,770 In case of divorce, our school only allows contact with the student... 472 01:01:17,870 --> 01:01:20,769 after permission from the parent the child lives with. 473 01:01:20,869 --> 01:01:23,034 That means I can't help you. 474 01:01:24,675 --> 01:01:26,986 Valentijn! 475 01:01:31,101 --> 01:01:34,300 How dare you kidnap an 8 year old? 476 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,089 This is pointless. 477 01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:37,888 Try legal means instead. 478 01:01:37,988 --> 01:01:40,536 You're disturbing the peace. 479 01:01:40,636 --> 01:01:42,004 Go away! 480 01:01:56,487 --> 01:01:59,289 The Bouma school sucks! 481 01:02:10,858 --> 01:02:13,692 Will you come to my birthday party? Your dad. 482 01:02:15,033 --> 01:02:16,659 I don't want you to... 483 01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:22,765 Out of the question. First we wait for the decision of the board. 484 01:02:23,279 --> 01:02:25,254 Then it won't be his birthday anymore. -Get in. 485 01:03:50,374 --> 01:03:53,127 And take off those wet clothes. 486 01:04:00,152 --> 01:04:03,046 Turn off your lights. -Damn. 487 01:04:05,223 --> 01:04:07,967 Come, hurry. 488 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:11,089 A towel, quickly! 489 01:04:14,099 --> 01:04:16,321 Jan-Julius! 490 01:04:20,377 --> 01:04:22,709 Jan-Julius! 491 01:04:27,787 --> 01:04:29,261 Where are you? 492 01:04:29,361 --> 01:04:32,341 What did I do to deserve this? 493 01:04:46,707 --> 01:04:50,078 Ein, zwei, drei! 494 01:05:09,910 --> 01:05:12,091 Daddy! 495 01:05:12,634 --> 01:05:15,503 Oh, boys! -We've been kicked out. 496 01:05:16,056 --> 01:05:19,309 Hello, uncle Pete. -Mommy's really mad. 497 01:05:19,409 --> 01:05:20,310 Can you believe that? -Thank you. 498 01:05:23,245 --> 01:05:25,268 I'll call. 499 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,439 She's already on a plane. -What? 500 01:05:27,951 --> 01:05:30,878 Hey, Jane. 501 01:05:31,431 --> 01:05:33,918 Dad, where do we sleep tonight? 502 01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:42,966 I'm very glad you're here. -Where can I put this? 503 01:05:53,235 --> 01:05:56,338 Divorces are unpleasant, aren't they? 504 01:05:56,867 --> 01:05:59,938 And all those board bitches here. 505 01:06:00,469 --> 01:06:03,283 But we've made a lot of progress. 506 01:06:03,383 --> 01:06:05,168 You knew the mother got preliminary custody? 507 01:06:05,268 --> 01:06:07,736 Before you continue: the mother kicked them out. 508 01:06:07,836 --> 01:06:09,063 The boys didn't take it any longer. 509 01:06:09,562 --> 01:06:12,187 They've been living with me and my girlfriend for two weeks now. 510 01:06:12,287 --> 01:06:14,662 They're going to a school near us. 511 01:06:14,759 --> 01:06:17,030 The mother has disappeared without a trace. 512 01:06:17,130 --> 01:06:21,698 I have a statement by the doctor, that she's no longer able to... 513 01:06:57,513 --> 01:07:00,738 And you'll be very rich. -Don't bite your nails. 514 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:02,502 Go away, dirty animal. 515 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:05,354 If you act like that towards Nero... 516 01:07:05,487 --> 01:07:08,294 you'll go back to your mother who's in the nuthouse. 517 01:07:08,394 --> 01:07:11,582 Come on. -Correction: the Valium Hotel. 518 01:07:12,645 --> 01:07:15,222 Can I have a cookie now? -You just brushed your teeth. 519 01:07:15,324 --> 01:07:17,294 Give me one. -You just had two. 520 01:07:17,394 --> 01:07:21,043 You're hiccupping already. -And you'll die very soon. 521 01:07:24,456 --> 01:07:26,296 What will you do when I'm dead? 522 01:07:26,396 --> 01:07:28,504 Find someone else fast. -Cry. 523 01:07:28,697 --> 01:07:30,478 Take off with your money. 524 01:07:30,989 --> 01:07:32,854 They'll go to their mother. -No. 525 01:07:32,954 --> 01:07:35,020 Won't you stay with Jane? -No. 526 01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:36,780 Don't you like Jane? 527 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,701 Yes, but I'd have to think of you all day and I'd be sad. 528 01:07:40,801 --> 01:07:42,767 He's such a cute kid. 529 01:07:42,867 --> 01:07:44,106 Can I have a cookie now? 530 01:07:44,645 --> 01:07:46,375 Bloody hell! 531 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:50,616 Can you stop hiccupping? -It's not his fault. 532 01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:52,049 Valentijn, off to bed. 533 01:07:55,211 --> 01:07:57,220 Your mother's behind you! 534 01:07:58,338 --> 01:08:01,229 See? Hiccups are gone. -Not funny. 535 01:08:16,192 --> 01:08:19,675 The gentlemen's toilet's next door. 536 01:08:19,775 --> 01:08:20,858 That's impossible! 537 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:24,073 Her doctor's statement says 'temporary'. 538 01:08:24,173 --> 01:08:26,416 You must have noticed. 539 01:08:26,516 --> 01:08:29,785 In this letter, her doctor states that she has completely recovered. 540 01:08:29,885 --> 01:08:33,287 And that she can look after her children again. 541 01:08:33,387 --> 01:08:35,660 Just like when all this started. 542 01:08:36,578 --> 01:08:38,871 The institution says the same thing. 543 01:08:39,351 --> 01:08:42,923 There's no reason to take the children away from your wife. 544 01:08:43,023 --> 01:08:47,837 Ex! -Until we finish our enquiry. 545 01:08:48,327 --> 01:08:50,394 Do you know what we'll find? 546 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:53,411 What did you think is happening to a kid like Valentijn? 547 01:08:55,484 --> 01:09:00,845 This is how he sees his mother. And this is his father. 548 01:09:01,382 --> 01:09:04,768 Drop dead, woman. Get a... sunstroke! 549 01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,643 Damnit! 550 01:09:13,661 --> 01:09:16,988 Careful! They're all bloody bitches here. 551 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:25,300 Since we think it unwise to ask the assistance of the police... 552 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:32,337 the court orders you to return your children... 553 01:09:32,437 --> 01:09:38,550 to Danny Vlierswijk, formerly Gisberts. 554 01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:44,855 Or else pay a fine of 100,000 guilders per day. 555 01:09:45,003 --> 01:09:46,656 Signed: Judge bla bla. 556 01:09:46,756 --> 01:09:50,497 This means you have to pack your suitcases. 557 01:09:51,079 --> 01:09:53,064 No! 558 01:10:00,009 --> 01:10:04,118 Well, that's decided. I don't have that kind of money. 559 01:10:15,701 --> 01:10:17,669 Damn, I'm nervous for the dress rehearsal. 560 01:10:17,769 --> 01:10:19,272 Don't do that. It's dangerous. 561 01:10:19,372 --> 01:10:20,849 And look after your stepmother. 562 01:10:20,949 --> 01:10:23,373 Don't be nervous until tomorrow. -We'll see. 563 01:10:23,473 --> 01:10:25,135 Hey, stop that! 564 01:10:25,681 --> 01:10:27,991 And if your mother shows up, don't go with her. 565 01:10:28,046 --> 01:10:29,654 That would be bad for my appeal. 566 01:10:30,222 --> 01:10:33,316 She won't be coming at night. She has nyctophobia. 567 01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:36,300 What's that? -You know so little for your age. 568 01:10:36,789 --> 01:10:39,600 Nyctophobia... she's afraid of the dark. 569 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:43,438 Let's go! -Cook something for when we get back. 570 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:47,065 Ok. Bye, see you tonight. 571 01:10:47,165 --> 01:10:50,361 What's a dress rehearsal? Do they wear dresses? 572 01:10:50,461 --> 01:10:53,701 It's the last time they practice before going on TV tomorrow. 573 01:10:53,801 --> 01:10:55,547 And what's an appeal? 574 01:10:55,647 --> 01:10:58,692 How do I explain that? 575 01:11:15,325 --> 01:11:17,501 Such nice gifts. 576 01:11:17,601 --> 01:11:19,469 Such nice gifts for the boys. 577 01:11:20,759 --> 01:11:23,528 You're so sweet to me. 578 01:11:24,031 --> 01:11:27,078 We're happy to have you back. 579 01:11:27,576 --> 01:11:30,789 I was so sorry for you. -Haven't you seen the children yet? 580 01:11:30,889 --> 01:11:33,969 The board's on her side and she won the court case. 581 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,833 Come on, guys, -He's hiding them. Terrible. 582 01:11:36,933 --> 01:11:38,026 This is a party! 583 01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:40,124 Good that you didn't sell this joint. 584 01:11:40,224 --> 01:11:41,544 I'm sorry. 585 01:11:41,644 --> 01:11:44,528 You're looking good. -Just send in the law. 586 01:11:44,628 --> 01:11:46,184 She doesn't want that for the children. 587 01:11:46,284 --> 01:11:48,722 We're happy to have you back. 588 01:11:49,497 --> 01:11:51,893 I respect your motherly feelings. 589 01:11:51,993 --> 01:11:54,539 A great example for any woman. 590 01:12:13,215 --> 01:12:15,869 Sleep well. We'll have a party tomorrow. 591 01:12:15,969 --> 01:12:20,431 Will daddy be on TV? -In the whole world. 592 01:12:20,821 --> 01:12:23,078 So mommy will see him too. 593 01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:26,623 Sleep well. 594 01:12:30,386 --> 01:12:34,959 Come in. 595 01:12:40,359 --> 01:12:42,011 Stag party. 596 01:12:43,746 --> 01:12:45,322 You stay here. 597 01:12:48,138 --> 01:12:51,642 Guys, Ruhe bitte. 598 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:57,394 My loyal partner and me... good old Donald... 599 01:12:58,324 --> 01:13:00,134 we want to do something. 600 01:13:00,203 --> 01:13:03,389 We want to do justice. 601 01:13:03,898 --> 01:13:05,873 And you have to help us. 602 01:13:06,377 --> 01:13:15,765 At midnight, we want to surprise Danny with a present. 603 01:13:16,211 --> 01:13:20,540 A present that is her dearest wish. 604 01:13:23,878 --> 01:13:26,299 Did you say anything to the bitches? -Yes, that we went to the whores. 605 01:13:49,719 --> 01:13:51,704 Hello? 606 01:13:54,031 --> 01:13:59,376 I know you're alone. I'm really close. 607 01:13:59,848 --> 01:14:03,002 I can see you in your gold dress. 608 01:14:04,492 --> 01:14:05,984 Who's that? 609 01:14:06,478 --> 01:14:09,947 I'm coming closer. -Do that to your mother. 610 01:14:10,431 --> 01:14:11,979 Terrible jokes. Puberty. 611 01:14:12,446 --> 01:14:14,435 The dress rehearsal's going fine. 612 01:14:14,886 --> 01:14:17,956 Pete says I'll look good on TV tomorrow. 613 01:14:18,424 --> 01:14:21,269 The whole world will know who Captain John P. Gisberts is. 614 01:14:21,946 --> 01:14:23,666 I have to hang up. 615 01:15:12,181 --> 01:15:14,291 Are you alright? 616 01:15:14,831 --> 01:15:17,101 Careful with your shoes. 617 01:15:17,601 --> 01:15:20,108 Have we arrived? 618 01:15:20,569 --> 01:15:22,990 Bloody hell! 619 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,616 Aida. 620 01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:04,945 La Traviata. 621 01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:29,975 Cool, all those hot girls. 622 01:17:31,521 --> 01:17:34,542 Have you ever... 623 01:17:35,341 --> 01:17:36,697 Fucked? 624 01:17:39,635 --> 01:17:42,550 How often do Jane and you do it? -Give me a break! 625 01:17:45,423 --> 01:17:49,048 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. 626 01:17:50,321 --> 01:17:53,350 You all know why we're here. 627 01:17:53,862 --> 01:18:00,065 We're having this party to celebrate the return of our friend Danny. 628 01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:13,942 As proof of our friendship, we have a gift that we think you'll appreciate. 629 01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:18,831 We won't talk anymore about what she's been through in the past year. 630 01:18:18,931 --> 01:18:21,013 Because now we're partying. 631 01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:25,059 And you can't return your present. 632 01:18:25,892 --> 01:18:30,162 Please follow me quietly. 633 01:18:36,403 --> 01:18:38,906 Danny, please. 634 01:19:01,651 --> 01:19:03,987 Fucking hell. 635 01:19:04,426 --> 01:19:07,008 That's John. 636 01:19:47,553 --> 01:19:50,976 Valentijn. 637 01:19:57,336 --> 01:19:59,386 You stay here. 638 01:20:05,330 --> 01:20:07,345 Where's Valentijn? 639 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:22,951 Valentijn, I'm here. 640 01:20:26,501 --> 01:20:29,443 Stop that, he's not here! 641 01:20:31,389 --> 01:20:33,149 He's not here. 642 01:20:35,567 --> 01:20:39,363 I wish Mac was here. He's gone mad. 643 01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:51,867 Where the hell is he? 644 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,622 He's not here! 645 01:20:54,722 --> 01:20:55,927 He's not here. 646 01:21:21,276 --> 01:21:25,126 Which means 40 years of NATO. Thank you. 647 01:21:37,984 --> 01:21:45,223 Two hundred million people will see contributions by the 16 countries. 648 01:21:45,703 --> 01:21:50,939 We'll be going, by satellite, to each of the NATO partners. 649 01:21:51,039 --> 01:21:54,260 To give viewers an impression of each country... 650 01:21:54,360 --> 01:22:00,361 we'll give you a look behind the scenes from our studio in Brussels. 651 01:22:13,776 --> 01:22:16,407 We're going to NATO member Turkey. 652 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:23,047 Are you no longer mad? -I've never been mad with you. 653 01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:27,088 Can I see my dad then? -No, it will be too late. 654 01:23:13,687 --> 01:23:16,607 Where the hell is he? We're live in 20 minutes. 655 01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:20,247 That fucker's getting on my nerves. 656 01:23:21,284 --> 01:23:23,801 He's still home. His son was kidnapped. 657 01:23:24,524 --> 01:23:28,089 Hogwash! Have they all lost their marbles? 658 01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:34,513 Yes, you're what I need. 659 01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:37,128 Out with that! 660 01:23:38,299 --> 01:23:41,300 You're pretty enough. You come with me. 661 01:23:41,929 --> 01:23:43,304 And bring that paint. 662 01:24:12,303 --> 01:24:17,014 That was Germany. Now the contribution from the Netherlands. 663 01:24:17,114 --> 01:24:21,338 One of the most obedient members, ever since NATO was founded. 664 01:24:21,739 --> 01:24:27,517 First a bit about the history of this brave little country. 665 01:24:44,318 --> 01:24:47,099 He's here! He's here! 666 01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:49,095 Hurry, moron. 667 01:24:51,412 --> 01:24:52,986 The jacket! 668 01:25:06,677 --> 01:25:08,520 Two hundred million viewers are about to see... 669 01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:10,670 what makes a small country big. 670 01:25:10,770 --> 01:25:13,303 We're going to air base Vandenberg. 671 01:27:08,699 --> 01:27:12,307 40 years a loyal ally... 672 01:27:12,407 --> 01:27:16,312 and partners are celebrating... 673 01:27:16,412 --> 01:27:23,499 that Europe has been united... 674 01:27:23,976 --> 01:27:32,068 that is our NATO ready day and night... 675 01:27:32,168 --> 01:27:39,717 citizens can go to sleep NATO will stand guard... 676 01:27:40,308 --> 01:27:46,917 enemies better prepare... 677 01:27:47,969 --> 01:27:56,185 yes that is our defense... 678 01:27:56,719 --> 01:28:00,783 for peace and for security... 679 01:28:00,902 --> 01:28:05,689 that is our motto... 680 01:28:05,789 --> 01:28:11,135 whoever will endanger that... 681 01:28:11,164 --> 01:28:15,778 will thoroughly regret it... 682 01:28:16,397 --> 01:28:21,412 prosperity brought us happiness... 683 01:28:21,512 --> 01:28:26,113 gave meaning to our existence... 684 01:28:26,639 --> 01:28:31,613 no enemy can ever destroy that... 685 01:28:31,713 --> 01:28:37,837 they will succumb before they do... 686 01:28:38,350 --> 01:28:42,397 40 years a loyal ally... 687 01:28:42,497 --> 01:28:45,952 and partners are celebrating... 688 01:28:54,500 --> 01:29:01,529 that is our NATO... ready day and night 689 01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:09,803 citizens can go to sleep NATO will stand guard... 690 01:29:10,014 --> 01:29:17,987 N-A-T-O! NATO! 691 01:30:41,866 --> 01:30:45,574 Daddy! -Valentijn! 692 01:30:46,189 --> 01:30:49,782 Valentijn, son! 693 01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:05,341 Our apologies for this unexpected interruption. 694 01:31:05,612 --> 01:31:07,927 We're now going to Scotland. 695 01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:55,426 Stop, I'm in here. 696 01:32:55,997 --> 01:32:57,727 Hello! 697 01:33:08,681 --> 01:33:10,495 Hey, I'm in here! 698 01:33:23,809 --> 01:33:25,947 Danny, don't! 699 01:34:15,047 --> 01:34:18,576 SEE YOU NEXT TIME RUUD VAN HEMERT 700 01:34:19,305 --> 01:35:19,639 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/pb64 Help other users to choose the best subtitles